Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.