Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

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Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.