Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz