Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.