Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!