Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!