Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.