What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.