What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...