What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.