Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Getting new shoes every week.
Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
I'm a fungi!
Compound interest
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
In the cow-boose.
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".
