Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.