5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Stew
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Knock on the door.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A: He wanted to sing higher!
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Click Turpin
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
