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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .