5 1 Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion