What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies