What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.