How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.