What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.