What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.