What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.