What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What do you call a sad suicidal bird?

A Robin Williams.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.