What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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Because they have bad genes.

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Either way, they're going down in history.

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Because everyone over there is doing IT!

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Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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A pineapple

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A! (hands raised up)

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Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....