What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.