Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.