Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.