Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.