Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.