Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Ste Operation Jokes More Ste Operation Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!