What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.