A roundhouse.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
A hot dog.
A sandy hook.
A line of marathon runners
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.