What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.