What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.