How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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I didn't know disasters can run for office

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Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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Billy the Squid.

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For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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can't complain"

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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!