Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.