Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!