Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!