Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.