Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!