Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.