Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.