Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.