Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."