Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.