Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail