Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.