Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.