Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.