What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.