What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.