What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.