Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.