How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.