Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

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When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.