How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.