Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!