Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.