What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.