How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver