How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.