What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !