What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!