How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.