How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.