Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !