Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!