Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince