Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Cringe Jokes More Cringe Jokes

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.