What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince