Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.