What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.