What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro