What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths