What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.