Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.