Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What does Pong and WW1 have in common?

It's not about strategy, but endurance.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.