What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.