What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.