What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.