What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !