What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !