What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle