What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.