What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.