What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?